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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

These are the key questions you might be wondering about this site.

Is this stuff actually true ?

I don't know.  Its not verified, we rely on people being honest and we take no responsibility for it.  If you take us to court we'll deny any knowledge of the site, the internet, computers in general and teh existence of the human race.

Can I buy Firearms on this site ?

Yes, write us a letter with "Guns Please" written in large felt pen on the outside and addressed to Number 10 Downing Street and we'll pop them straight in the post.

Do you have customer service?

No.  'Fuck off' is out motto: it saves on long expensive phone calls and ensures a consistent outcome to all enquiries.